tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622512175933213050.post1235599249272592855..comments2023-10-31T12:41:27.539-04:00Comments on A Holly With Follies: I Have a Smart Phone Now. Queen Holly the Magnificenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11061266046296726613noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622512175933213050.post-52152599313133138662013-10-08T00:47:58.953-04:002013-10-08T00:47:58.953-04:00Yes! The detective is played by Stacy Keach, and ...Yes! The detective is played by Stacy Keach, and he mixes bourbon with Pepto for a little "pick-me-up" in the morning. And he could say hard-boiled things like, "The name's Anvil. Frank Anvil. It's 8 in the morning and I've got 6 shots in me, one of 'em lead. I'm a private eye."<br />DogsOnDrugs.comhttp://dogsondrugs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622512175933213050.post-23827698751586735152013-10-07T20:34:46.414-04:002013-10-07T20:34:46.414-04:00I really want this to be a novel. You know where t...I really want this to be a novel. You know where the murderer is killing people all over the place and it's up to the grim and alcoholic detective to crack the case and he finds the next victim and it's an attractive women and they team up all the while knowing the murderer is drawing every closer, and then we find out the murderer is really a cell phone. <br /><br />An angry, murderous cell phone. Queen Holly the Magnificenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11061266046296726613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622512175933213050.post-2322444388700826162013-10-07T19:37:52.532-04:002013-10-07T19:37:52.532-04:00I'm still in the dark ages of phones - you kno...I'm still in the dark ages of phones - you know where you have to scroll through all the letters to get to the one you want. Call me old fashioned, but I still have a land line and prefer it that way. In fact, my dad said he found me an old rotary style phone for my birthday! Can't wait to hook that baby up!HeatherLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05408729050734990343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622512175933213050.post-71530258607832235322013-10-06T12:56:26.962-04:002013-10-06T12:56:26.962-04:00I never understood "otterbox" either. Ot...I never understood "otterbox" either. Otters are cute, and flexible, and quick, and eat fish...<br />Also, My friend got an otterbox and couldn't touch any buttons or links near the edge of the touch screen, so I would never get one.<br />...and I need a new phone.<br /><br />Seriously, you are the funniest person I read. If you ever write a book about your wacky adventures, I'd buy it as a new release.<br />Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06870283055927616591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622512175933213050.post-38994644173290569322013-10-06T12:54:44.777-04:002013-10-06T12:54:44.777-04:00You know that Slim McBreakable is going to break i...You know that Slim McBreakable is going to break into your house in the middle of the night and try to slit your throat, right? You break Slim McBreakable's heart at your peril.DogsOnDrugs.comhttp://dogsondrugs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622512175933213050.post-58291895720982690202013-10-06T10:38:25.751-04:002013-10-06T10:38:25.751-04:00My son has the newest iphone. Because the last iph...My son has the newest iphone. Because the last iphone he had broke. But, he has it in this extremely durable looking case which I believe is an otterbox, although I'm not entirely sure of that because it doesn't really look like any otterbox I've seen<br /><br />Anyways, what I wanted to say was, he and some of his friends were drinking down by the river, a week or so ago, and inevitably, brand new iphone ends up in the river. And because it's dark out, there's no way to actually see into the river, and to go wading out into the river in the dark is rather foolhardy, (much like waving your brand new phone about, while drinking, in the dark, by the river) he has to walk away. The next day, he goes back to the river, sees the phone, laying there in the river, wades out and gets it back, AND THE DAMNED THING STILL WORKS! I am entirely impressed! By the case, not the iphone. Those things don't really impress me. Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17697779460254600164noreply@blogger.com