Where we found such wonders as the box of remotes.
And the box of license plates!
Will the wonders never cease.
Wow, Garfield has really let himself go.
We are chained to our young in the afterlife as penance for our sins!
This is not the most racist thing I've ever seen.
Who doesn't want an orange ceramic dog with a poop mustache?
The other weird thing, and this almost borders on a phenomenon, is that each store had one of these:
Or sometimes more then one.
It got so bad that I stopped taking pictures of them at this point. Is there some sort of metal mermaid factory that I am not aware of that supplies these things to the Middleofnowheresville? Was there a wholesale mermaid emporium that closed down in the town that the local antique malls stripped of these wares? These are the questions that keep me up at night people.
And speaking of things that are in every store- meet the white ceramic Christmas tree or as I like to call it, buyers remorse.
You know, who looked at a Christmas Tree and said, you know what this needs? This needs to be ceramic. We need to remove the joy and fun of durability and decorating and focus on making this look like a cookie jar with glass on it.
And they were everywhere.
Needless to say I didn't really buy anything. But I would like to think the experience made me stronger. As in I have a greater tolerance for horrible knick knacks and overly cutesy country decor.
Don't you want me in your house? Watching you all the time? Yes?
Be glad that I have braved the waters of insanity for you, gentle readers.
*I would have posted this sooner but my shitty satellite internet decided I didn't deserve to upload pictures.
I think I used to have that Garfield! ...maybe not.ReplyDelete
I like to look for cheap glassware in thrift stores, because I break glasses all the time. I mean, I bought an extra set of wine glasses so that I'd have spares, not because I have so many friends over all the time!
Happy Anniversary (if that's something you say!)... When I saw the first two picture, the box of remote controls and the box of license plates, I thought that you had bought them... and I began to wonder lol. But I see that you were just sharing the oddities of the moment with us and it was very enjoyable. I would have bought one of those mermaids though - they're sort of cute!ReplyDelete
Wow, I have never seen mermaid anything before...creepy. Who would want that?ReplyDelete
I have no idea, I'm just hoping I never find a full size one.Delete
Me! I think they're hilarious!Delete
I always wondered where my Great Grandmother found her lovely nick-knacks, mystery solved. I know she had one of those dogs with the mustache. However, I don't recall the poodles.ReplyDelete
Oooh a box of remotes. I should get a few of those to throw off my kids so they stop hiding the real one.ReplyDelete
Now that's an idea...Delete
Love the mermaids!ReplyDelete