So. Scott got into a fender bender. One
of those blind corner
oh-god-why-is-someone-stopped-around-a-blind-motherfucking-corner-incidents.
No one was hurt, but the front of our car looked like someone had
crumbled it up like an old paper towel because that's what happens
when they make cars out of plastic.
Of course this would happen during the
same week that we have a whole bunch of jobs lined up that involve
driving across several states and we cannot possible miss because we
need money.
Ha ha! Isn't life fun?
I was blissfully unaware that anything
had happened until Scott called me and asked if I had called anybody
to give him a ride yet. I said WTF are you talking about? It turns
out that not only did my phone fail to record the voice mail he had
left me, it didn't even ring. There was no record on my phone
that he had called me at all. Which really makes me feel good about
my chances of anyone getting hold of me in an emergency.
You know what? Fuck you AT&T. Fuck
you in your stupid fucking face.
Anyway.
Of course the reason I was at home and
not with Scott at the time was that my body was pitching a fit about
something I ate (I'm looking in your direction lasagna) and I was in
full blown evacuation mode. So it pretty much felt like someone was
Roto Rootering my intestines. So I had to call people and then play
the I-know-they-will-call-me-back-while-I-am-trapped-on-the-crapper
game. It is not a fun game.
Oh and while I was on the phone the dog
snuck into my office and threw up down the vent.
Yeah.
So it looks like we will be traveling
around in a rental car for a week until the garage can fix our car.
Ha ha ha haaaaaa! Fun! Oh joy and wonder!
Ahem.
Sooo, does anybody know how to remove
vehicle related curses? Like, anybody? Is their a pilgrimage I can go
on? Should I burn some maps or something? Will priests even sprinkle
cars with holy water?
For the love of all that's good and
holy, these things can stop happening anytime now.
Yep.
Anytime now.
